brittapperry asked: EMMA/GRAHAM!

HAHAHAHAHAHASOBS:

  • When or if I started shipping it: Episode one, first meeting bam
  • My thoughts: WE COULD’VE HAD IT AAAAAAAALL, no but honestly I want to throw my glass fucking slippers at the writers for what they did. So we have Graham who says he doesn’t have a heart and he can’t feel because he’s basically an object of Regina’s and then we have Emma who thinks being alone is better than having someone because she always loses those she finds. Then they find each other, Graham finds his heart in Emma and Emma finds hers in him. Graham is happy, Emma is happy, AND THEN FUCKING REGINA THAT FUCKING BITCH COMES ALONG AND FUCKING RIPS THE HEART OUT OF GRAHAM AND THEN JUST FUCK. They had one episode of canon and it was the most glorious episode of OUAT
  • What makes me happy about them: N O T H I N G
  • What makes me sad about them: E V E R Y T H I N G (this is going to be my response to most of these ships tbh)
  • Things done in fanfic that annoys me: I haven’t actually read any fanfic of them whoops
  • Things I look for in fanfic: (same as above)
  • My kinks: Whenever they kiss Graham would afterwards tell Emma about everything he sees when he kisses her, whether it be memories or just her
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: No one, and if Emma gets with whateverthefuckhisnameismotorcycletwat then I will just sob
  • My happily ever after for them: Emma drinks the water from the well brining back Graham as he was the thing she lost. They then have glorious sex and live happily ever after as Mrs. and Mr. Sheriffs
  • Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Emma is big spoon, Graham is little spoon
  • What is their favorite non-sexual activity: Eating donuts and making corny jokes
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